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AGS Fantasy Football 2023 Week 11.
We are lucky to have this game, so let’s all take a moment and be grateful that we get to play it.
Week 11 of the 2023 fantasy football season put a definitive end to the little bit of hope I held for a magical playoff run. The 8th loss of my season was delivered by The Curse, a pre-season favorite to win it all. That was pretty messed up of him to piss in my gravy like that and is no way to usher in this Thanksgiving week. Rebel Scum is now the Macy’s parade turkey leading the march towards the name change at the end of the season.
Five other turkeys lined up for a Week 11 roasting, some of them familiar names, like Cebert Frogs and New Jax City (who’s on a little losing streak). West Koast Voodoo joined him, racking up another loss in consecutive weeks.
Should the Quan get comfy in the loser’s column with the rest of us as he walks the razor’s edge between a playoff berth and consolation irrelevance? The end draws near, and there’s no time left to fuck around and catch another loss.
T. Ruth suffered what might be the unluckiest loss of the season so far, but he still put up 121 points with A.J. Brown taking Monday night off.
The Week 11 winners: The Sugandese, The Curse, Penthouse Pimps, and even rookie bounce back baby Oops all look to keep the good times rolling right through intestinal discomfort and food comas to secure a spot in the playoffs.
Rudy’s Replacements is now the top seed in AGS. Congratulations! Let’s see if he can hold on to that slice of pie as he gets ready to run through his divisional gauntlet.
The biggest winner of the week has been this season’s biggest loser, but (against the odds) Whose (sic) Coming in Second stuffed the Ambassadors of Quan with 141 points and a little slice of lemon for flavor. It’s the upset of the season, so far. It pulls Whose (sic) Coming in Second out if last place, and it puts the defending champ’s run at a back-to-back looking more like ass-to-ass. Chief Joe Owumi, owner of Whose (sic) Coming in Second, proved that even the worst among us can be a one week wonder on any given Sunday.
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